confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.

Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.

by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008

CONFANITY

CONFANITY.....THE OPPOSITE OF "PROFANITY"..the act of complementing with exclamation.. or to distinguish ones positive attiude, outlook, or over all feelings.

being that "profanity" is used as a overall distinction of chioce negative words i.e ( shit, fuck, fuckin A',,shit fuck shit,) all such words lack any "pro" qualities thus the birth of "confanity" as redundant as it is ..

by KAK DADDY March 17, 2011

Confapulations

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

by Baconstain June 6, 2013

sandy coufax

When the erect penal object of a man is dipped in beach sand and his girlfriend gives him a blowjob, usually while still on the beach. Named after Sandy Koufax the pitcher for the Dodgers in the mid 50's through the mid 60's.

Jeff received an epic sandy coufax from his girlfriend who chipped a tooth in the process from blowing his sandy dick.

by Yobungus1337 August 23, 2010

confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008

Confauxmation

When someone says they will be somewhere, confirming via text or email, then mysteriously fails to appear.

"Where is Pat? He sent an email saying he would be here."
"He sent you a confauxmation."

by pegasus99 November 24, 2013

Confartation

(noun) A confrontation that ensues between two or more people after one has (intentionally or unintentionally) broke wind, usually to express displeasure regarding the alleged fart. Confartations rarely turn violent.

Guy 1: *sniff* Nigga you farted?
Guy 2: Nigga why you up in my shit? I farted in my pants not your face. Don't make your good sense of smell my problem
Guy 3: Hey are ya'll having a confartation?

by Qui Vive May 19, 2014