Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cockner

A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)

Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!

by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018

cocknerd

Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.

Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick

by waehu May 23, 2020

cockney

see cockney wanker

knees ap muvva brahn

by hwan-kah August 7, 2003

Cockney

What Man City fans call Man United fans due to the amount of Man United fans in London.

Falin' Cockneys. Just because you like New Order don't mean you should be a rag.

by Desigol December 28, 2005

Cockembargo

A cockblock held on someone for extended periods of time.

"Hey man, lift your cockembargo on me so I can start dating that chick."

by KillerByte1024 May 25, 2009