Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

cockringing

when a chick takes ya cocok in two hands and wrings out the last drop of fat

last night i pulled a ho that was tops at cockringing she darined me dry

by lolipop June 18, 2006

cockernocker

A cockernocker is a alcoholic drink containing one small bottle of babycham and a double gin,

Can i have a cockernocker please

by Bob2013 July 16, 2013

Dum Diddly Cuckarino

The phrase that comes out of her mouth after eating shitty Thai food on a Sunday night, getting busy at home when your stomach is upset, and you cum in her ear.

Last night, I was feeling kinky so I jizzed her ear when she shouted "dum diddly cuckarino!"

by BIgOl'Diddy October 16, 2017