Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.

Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!

by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011

cocksmoker

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.

Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."

by Robby H. November 21, 2004

Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.

He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.

by B-Unit December 8, 2003

Cockblocker

Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.

In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014