cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

Cocktographer

Cock-taw-gra-fer ;

Someone who exclusively takes pictures of cocks.

That dude Dave is such a cocktographer.

by digitalheresy November 12, 2009

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

CockMonger

insult for a real pain in the ass girl thats a slut.

Stupid cockmonger bitch.

by Jimbo n Josho n chris January 10, 2004

Cockmongler

One who (Mainly men who have been allowed) takes the penis and rubs along his body however far it may reach. Once done with that first step, sucks it.

Hey did you hear? Joe is a cockmongler now...just hang a left behind caddy's and he's right there. He's great.

by Nick Tha 1 N Only February 4, 2009