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cockmonger 

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.
"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."
cockmonger by Elastin April 4, 2009

cockmonger 

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will
"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"
cockmonger by Seth March 23, 2005

cockmonger 

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.
Logan is such a cockmonger.
cockmonger by NateSharrock December 10, 2008

cockmonger 

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.
TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"
cockmonger by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

cockmonger 

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
cockmonger by The Babysat July 18, 2004