Cluntch

To unsuccessfully hold a fart, usually occurs under high stress.

"I cluntch, when i first met my girlfriends parents."

by ZeroDusksGiven March 21, 2014

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

Clunti

When a lady wipes her ass front to back and accidentally smears faeces on her vagina. The result is clunti.

Man that ho is vile, her pussy is all clunti
pussy vagina smelly faeces

by MCH XMTH September 16, 2015

cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.

by ThesaurusIs June 4, 2021

clent

First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.

1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!

by thecannibal March 12, 2004

clunt

A clumsy bitch or woman

As the waitress spilled the Iced Tea onto the customer's lap, he was heard to say "What a clunt"

by bill kiskin December 11, 2003

Clunt

noun. To purchase limited edition cigars with the intention of reselling them to your "brothers" for outrageous profit as soon as they become unavailable.

Unbelievable! Did you see him clunting those new Viaje for 3x MSRP?!?

by DouchebagPatrol March 24, 2011