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Clint Jenkined

Absolutely off your face on drugs or alcohol but still carrying on.
What a night it was, I drunk so much but as soon as I got into fresh air I was completely “Clint Jenkined”
by Boardy98 July 11, 2021
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anal cleft

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
by drpoonandtheteenangels April 28, 2009
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hit em with the cliffnotes

When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.
Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.
by Amoebabadass May 9, 2018
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Church of Cliff Richard

Abstaining from sexual activities for whatever reason

Cliff Richard is a member of the Church of Cliff Richard (I have my own doubts on the validity of his claim though)
There are a wide variety of circumstances/choices that may qualify one for induction into the Church of Cliff Richard.

These include but are certainly not limited to:
1. Lack of interest
2. Lack of opportunity
3. Lack of effort
4. Lack of time
5. Lack of intelligence
6. Lack of self esteem/self worth/meaning/ego/gerbils/etc
7. Lack of puberty
8. Lack of appendages (apologies to those lacking appendages. Second hand hardly used or virgin appendages can be purchased at the gift shop of your local ‘Cliff’ – most of these have been repeatedly polished to perfection by experts in their field)
9. Physically unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
10. Emotionally unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
11. Morally unattractive to that which you are attracted to. (not necessarily a bad thing if they are evil n’ stuff, Bogans,)
12. Financially unattractive to that which you are attracted to.
13. Painful history/ poor choice in previous co-pilots on the airship of love

Excerpt from ‘The big book of Cliff – Chapter 11 The toe of the camel, verse 8:

And Cliffs half-brother Ralph’s next door neighbour’s grand daughter’s friend’s uncle did sayeth:

“I do believe there is at least one soul mate out there for everyone.
But there are approximately 6,869,575,369 (Six Billion, eight hundred and sixty nine million, five hundred and seventy five thousand, three hundred and sixty nine) people on this planet (most of them Bogans – that is a truck load of Bogans) at the moment; give up now, more chance of winning the lottery than finding true love. There is also the possibility that your soul mate could be born on the day that you die at the ripe old age of 267 after an extremely long, lonely, boring and meaningless life; that would kind of suck, but on the bright side you would be dead so you wouldn’t know anyway ”

Go Cliff, its ya birfday
…on Monday 14/10/1940
Hmm… “Monday’s child is fair of face” – too true, Cliff always did have very nice facial skin – very tanned for a Pom, very tanned indeed.

Luke Warm is a proud (refer: tool) member of the Church of Cliff Richard
While this is not a philosophy that I preach in the streets; it is who I am and is very important to me (refer: tool).
Anything or anyone that has an issue with my beliefs is more than welcome to do whatever they wish as long as it does not involve turning me on in anyway. You have been warned, I will most likely explode …and then some from any external stimuli regardless of whether it be emotional or physical.

Remember kids…
“It is indeed rad and hot to be Cliff
You cannot get hurt if you do not have feelings.
Close your heart and your soul, limit your mind; be one with nothing.”

Saturday 20/12/2008
by Luke Warm December 23, 2008
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Cliffjumper

A Plot device That is a repaint of Bumblebee That always Dies, I'm not kidding.
Cliffjumper: Hey can I not Die all the Time?
Hasbro: No fuck you
by TransfomerFan64 July 16, 2021
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Rusty Cliff

When a girl sharts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Jeremiah was having anal sex with Kayla, when all of a sudden she gave him a rusty cliff.
by Rusty Cliff January 9, 2015
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Clifton Car Bomb

An Alcoholic beverage made up of two main ingredients Natural Light or Ice and a shot of Vladimir Vodka or Bankers Club (only if Vladdy is not available) you simply drop the shot into the beer and drink as fast as possible trying to bite back the taste of vomit. This drink is typically served at a high school party in Clifton Heights, Pennsylvania or the towns immediately adjacent to Clifton such as Springfield, Upper Darby, Darby, Aldan and Landsdowne.
Jeff: I want to get fucked up tonight but i don't have much money, what should i do?
Crowd of Ninjas (from Clifton): We would suggest some Clifton Car Bombs.
by JHitch November 3, 2010
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