Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.

1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.

Cliftonize by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008

cliftonize

1) the act of making something more ghetto.

2) the act of decreasing physical attractiveness

Tom: Have you seen what happened to Eddie's car?
Kyle: Yeah man, it has definitely been cliftonized. It is falling apart!

cliftonize by DocD513 June 10, 2011

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

clintonizer by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

clitorizer 

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.

Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!

clitorizer by redblurstang December 31, 2009

Clintonized 

Somebody being suicided because they had dirt on important people

Epstein was Clintonized

Clintonized by Ritch Goldenshits February 22, 2020

Cliftonite 

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.

Cliftonites Unite!

Cliftonite by totefofo October 21, 2010

Cliftonism

The single most inappropriate thing to say at any given moment.

"I cosplay with myself."

Cliftonism by Perkar October 21, 2004