A person overly obsessed with furniture that is meant for sitting, so obsessed as to forcibly take them from others with out permission.
Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)
Alternatively can mean a person who steals another person's identity and hides their own under the alias of chairs. (May or may not have switched a few letter to be more original)
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