cleats

ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"

THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.

by marcs November 21, 2006

jesus cleats

sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them

Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.

by lil connor the anchor August 17, 2006

Frat Cleats

Shoes normally worn by frat dudes or bro's. Usually boat shoes eg. Top Siders

"Hey Al you see tom's fresh new frat cleats"

by BroforLife January 5, 2010

Cleetus

A human like creature with no known gender. Can be found wearing a scrum cap, a small pony tail sticking out the top, and a shirt reading "free rHUGS"

"CLEETUS HUNNNGRRRY"

"CLEETUS IS DISSAPOINT"

by free rHUGS October 23, 2011

Yeetus Cleetus

The incestuous feelings you may have for a sister, cousin or mother.

Cletus: Yo man my sisters looking mighty fine!
Billy: Don't be a Yeetus Cleetus Cletus, tut tut tut
Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD

by Yeetus Cleetus October 16, 2018

Cleesh

The Clitoris

“Omg, the Deesh really knows were the cleesh is when he fucked my repleash last night”

by The Deesh May 16, 2019

Clents

Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.

A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.

See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.

Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!

by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022