CLAMPed

What the ladies of CLAMP are infamous for - destroying the lives of their characters in any way possible.

Fai was pretty bubbly until he got CLAMPed and had his eye gouged out and eaten.

by vaaaaaaal September 7, 2010

Campetrate

Having sex in a tent on a camping trip.

Campetrate my vagina on this glorious night.

by Mr. PureXinsanity November 17, 2016

clampit

A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.

Did you know that Billy is a clampit.

by Alex November 23, 2004

nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.

"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

by nippleclampasaurus October 21, 2012

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

Clamper

An Anglo-American citizen of Oakland, California with ancestral roots in the American states affected most deeply by the "dust bowl" of the 1930's, i.e. Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas...

"Shi' mang, I was tring to get into the Stork Club las' night and the Clampers were givin' me hella grief at the doo'..."

by LeRoy January 23, 2004

clamped

Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"

If you understand shammers, you understand clamped

by shnozwanger June 14, 2005