The Urethra Chronicles

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.

On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"

by fuck you... July 3, 2006

chronicity

When one tries to sound smart by taking a word everyone know (chronic) and necessarily changes it (chronicity)

We don't yet understand the chronicity of the disease

by Ray Finkle Lacesout December 6, 2018

The Chronicles of Darkness

A video that was made by someone who must have had nothing else to do with their time. Its confusing at first but once you keep watching its a great video. But sometimes it makes you want to kill yourself.

"Hey man, did you watch the new The Chronicles of Darkness?"

by Wario and Waluigi December 17, 2010

quarantino chronicles

Activities done during quarantine.

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

by Missmayhem23 March 1, 2021

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate

A Role-Playing game for the PC created in the "old-school" style of Final Fantasy IV, V, or VI. Breaks several long-held RPG conventions (such as your main character actually being a hero) with enhanced graphics/sound and so on.

Can purchase on Gamersgate.com or Impulse.

Features:

-25+ hours of game-play

-Classic Mode 7 graphics

-Side-view Active-time Battles (ATB) reminiscent of the classic console RPGs

-Full-Screen/Windowed Mode Toggle

-Enhanced graphics and sound!

-Optional quests and bonus dungeons!

-Beautifully orchestrated soundtrack by Kevin Macleod

-Decisions you and your party make will affect whether other characters or even NPCs live or die and much more!

Enter a world of shadowy intrigue where stained pasts collide with the present in an explosive confrontation that will define one young man's dark destiny as he attempts to thwart the machinations of a true evil beyond all imagining...

You played Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate yet? Move over Final Fantasy, you've been replaced.

by HexGamer1 June 19, 2011

chronicle

a story you tell about a time you were high on chronic

yo bro i got a chronicle for you! so me and my friends were smoking the other day and...

by asscrankerjack69 January 26, 2012