Coward

Any person or persons who choose to dedicate hours or minutes of their lives eavesdropping on conversations, spying, committing slander, stalking, etc. all because they were too afraid to say anything to the individual face-to-face. There are multiple extremely good examples of this among all groups of gossips.

"Did you hear what so-and-so did last night?"

"No, I'm not an eavesdropping coward. I actually have a life."

"Well, I..."

"I don't need to hear it. It's fine if you're a worthless coward but I'm not. Get a fucking life you two-bit LOSER. "

by BlueDEMON15 November 20, 2011

Anonymous Coward

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.

I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.

by Amanda April 20, 2004

coward

someone who makes plans with you and when he can't make it because he spent his gas money on weed he can't even text you to tell you so he just blows you off.

dan could have just texted to tell me he couldn't make it but he's a coward.

by your messed up February 24, 2011

cowardly cunt

Describes someone who generally runs away from his problems the moment they happen. An individual who can't handle nor deal with conflict by using several defense mechanisms. In slang terms: A Pussy

"Sticks his head in the sand."

Look up: " Defense Mechanisms " on Google.

This person may also be guilty of

" Stone walling behavior " which you should also look up.

That cowardly cunt ended a relationship by blocking her on facebook instead of talking it out instead of solving the issue at hand by using communication.

by WhereInFuckTopiaAreYou December 1, 2015

Gutless Coward

Hiding in a closet while under immediate threat and attack. Especially when in a leadership role and abandoning people that look up to you. Relying on others to improvise weapons while you hide.

Stephen Harper is a gutless coward because he left his people to go cower in a closet.

by UrbanDictionaryEditing January 20, 2015

lewis coward

Small dick no friends.

Roy "Hey Lewis Coward"
Jordan "Hey small penis"

by Cooldragon616 July 18, 2016

Emotional Coward

A person named who won’t share their tender feelings.

“Rod is an emotional coward”

by NotWearingAHat August 25, 2019