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chithu

Ungodly beast feared by the ancient Greeks in 1000 B.C, known to have accompanied the minotaur in raids on villages. Image closely resembles what is currently known as a troll, hideous and morbidly obese, scientists suggest that this beast is a black hole shrinking to create a black neutron star, composed of the heaviest dark matter, this type of occurrence only happens once every 100 years. It is postulated that during this occurrence the hole sucked in matter from the earth shrinking it in size also a theory of how Atlantis sunk. The Greeks have sacrificed tons of food in order to please this beast. Lately Chithu has been acting up creating the earthquake in Japan, Haiti and all other freak weather. Chithu cannot be detected, because it is composed of matter from the black hole. It can only be detected through the horrible moaning sounds that it makes. The Greeks thought moaning which heard through amplification of the caves and valleys in Atlantis, thought that this was an actual beast. But due to modern science we know better. Modern profane terms have been derived from the term Chtihu.
He just stole my cake, what a chithu!
by solipsistsftw November 22, 2011
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Childhood

Period of your life when you’re aged 4 to 12. Something precious. You only get it once. It’s the best time of your life, but you don’t realize that until it’s over. You have almost no worries or responsibilities. The world goes easy on you. Most kids want to grow up because they’re naive and think that adulthood is a good thing.

Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.
Damn I wish I could get my childhood back, it’s so precious.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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early childhood educator

An educator educated in pedagogy, and child development and play based learning, who also facilitates the development of children. They can work in early years centres, childcares, schools and more. ECES care for and educate children as young as infancy to school age. They can also be known as ECES. They are extremely important and we are not babysitters!
Emma and Jim are early childhood educators. They graduated the diploma at their college and work in the preschool room at the childcare.
by TeamEdwardJace November 21, 2013
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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
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childhood

I have a great childhood it's fun and great I hve a family that loves me I'm spoiled popular and rich.I have a very fun family my mom my grandpa(rip) my grandma my aunt and my dog I have lots of toys I have lots of friends I'm an only child I have a YouTube channel and social media I have lots of things and I go places a lot im my moms prince I'm the youngest of my family I have an iPhone I'm very sneaky all I like to do is have fun I have a bunk bed I have lots of stuff animals I have a Xbox one I'm a very social person that's how I'm so popular me and my family love to hang out a lot.On my bday unless I have a party my family decorates the house and I have a theme every year and for spring break I went to Disney world again to celebrate more and my themes were at 1 year old it was prince at 2 it was Elmo 3 it was Mickey Mouse at 4 it was safari at my 5 it was spongebob at 6 it was scooby doo 7it was spider man 8 it was BATMAN 9 it was teenage mutant ninja turtles and 10 it was Minecraft this year at 11 minions I have a really really great childhood and life
I love my childhood
by Kgator April 12, 2017
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Parish Chilton

An upper white trash version of Paris Hilton. A white trash female or transvestite who aspires to be like Ms. Hilton and who consciously adopts fashions, speech and mannerisms made famous by the spoiled scioness of the Hotel magnate.

A conjunction of the two terms Parish and Chilton, each with mainstream references, e.g., "Parish" is the Louisiana equivalent to "County" and "Chilton" is a reference to the Auto Parts Reference Manual. The urbandictionary.com definitions of these terms are considerably seedier and decidedly connote that which is thoroughgoingly low class.
Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. Oh and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word, Bobby. . . go girl!"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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childhood rape

The act of ruining somebody's childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.
Jenny : Oh wow I hope nobody ruins the last Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting to see it for 10 years.
Sam : Hey Jenny, did you hear that Ron and Hermione get married and have children?
Jenny : OH NO!!!! I just got childhood raped. >:(
by Sampl July 17, 2011
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