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churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.
by tenesmus September 11, 2016
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Channing Tatum

Model/Actor that is actually smart and can read. Was on "CSI", "MTV's Fashionably Loud" and will be on two upcoming episodes of the OC.
by Diane February 12, 2005
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prince charming

the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day
my boo boo :P
by butterfly May 4, 2003
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Charming

Someone who is romantic but yet so spontaneous. Someone who is sweet but yet aggressive. Someone who's just so pleasant to be with and look at.
J: Hey babe! If you could describe me in one word what word would that be?
E: One Word?
J: Yeah
E: Charming.
by bbbbbaaashful February 28, 2010
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Churning Up Pollution

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.
He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.
by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005
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charging my cock

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.
When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.
by Willcom September 5, 2009
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Churning Butter

When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.
The fact that spooge is white and creamy, similar to cream prior to it being churned into butter, just adds to the greatness of this term.
After busting a nut inside her, I was churning butter for about 4 minutes until I started going limp.
by William W. March 13, 2007
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