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cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.
Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.
by sdasdsadsadas May 28, 2006
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it
an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone
by A bitch and i'm sorry January 21, 2006
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.
dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"
by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

Cell phone

An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
mugGet the Cell phonemug.

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.
I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.
by P.A. August 10, 2005
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh
she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time
by juilla October 11, 2003
mugGet the cell phonemug.

cell phone

A quick connection to the world.. a common factor among the rich and the poor. the joiner of all who are busy and all who are lazy.. the one, the only, the great communicator.
by easycomeeasygo August 2, 2004
mugGet the cell phonemug.

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