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Cained

1. To be overlooked despite outstanding performance due to being overshadowed by teammates thanks to the ignorance of the media, such what frequently happens to San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt Cain after pitching a good game.

2. Alternatively, it can refer to having one's good work spoiled by teammates' incompetence, such as when Matt Cain gives up only two runs but nonetheless loses due to a lack of run support.
Example 1: I discovered a cure for cancer, but my boss took all the credit. I got Cained.

Example 2: I spent months setting up the experiments, but my labmate Cained me by accidentally deleting all the data.
by GoGiants2010 November 14, 2010
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pimp cane

An essential tool to the hardcore pimp, while a mere prop for softcore pimps. Hardcore pimps usually tip their canes with gold, an element conducive to manipulation of the pimp field. Unfortunately, softcore pimps think themselves as "above" this and use their wealth to completely plate their cane with gold, or create gold canes outright. This serves no purpose but to cause greater differentiated wealth distribution and suffering in the world. Hardcore pimps understand this, and do only what is necessary to use the pimp force to maintain good and balance in society.

Average dimensions measure 3 feet tall x 2 inches wide x 2 inches deep.

Usually made from a special wood-metal alloy that only hardcore pimps know how to make. Softcore pimps substitute with valuable metals such as platinum or gold.
"Never use your pimp cane to smack that azz!" - Pimp Mommy A
by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004
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canned bread

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread
by penguin27 April 20, 2004
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candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
by stoner 511 February 13, 2010
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carne asada

the Mexican version of a BBQ where they will generally cook a flank cut of steak with tortillas, cheese, guacamole, salsa, etc.

in general terms, carne asada is a seasoned piece of think meat...used in tacos and many other mexican dishes
Hey we're gonna have a carne asada on Saturday at my place around 8:00. Hope you can make it!

I'll have the tacos de carne asada.
by Ali B July 13, 2006
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canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.
I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!
by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004
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cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary
I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.
by PJeigh May 12, 2007
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