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Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler January 2, 2007
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ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 3, 2006
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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 2, 2020
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catastrophallic

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.
by Bradley Python February 18, 2008
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Catastrophoclysm

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.
This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!
by B-Lister January 6, 2011
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crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.
(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.
by JDCDC September 23, 2018
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Snowball catastrophizing

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.
She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.
by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016
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