Carlton Supporter

The definition of an absolute RETARD, you couldn't be more retarded even if you try. They're usually abnormally short and have some sort of disability. You would rather have HIV than support the Carlton Football Club.

Jasmine: Soccer is a sport!!!
James: What is wrong with you? You must be a Carlton Supporter!!
Jasmine: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wHaT dO u MeAn
**Dies**

by Kayden Whear June 20, 2019

Camtono

A mystical and magical ice cream like delicacy.

I'm so depressed I need a mega sized camtono

by Just me and my cats May 13, 2018

Carlton (Banks)

Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference

Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton

by mike April 17, 2005

cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Carltoning

Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable

"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"

by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009

Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.

Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!

by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014

milk carton syndrome

A compulsive habit of collecting milk cartons and filling rooms up to the ceiling with them.

Poor fellow had a very large house with only one room to live in, thanks to a life long disability called milk carton syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019