Cracknell

A disease contracted by youths which turns them into highly mischevious pranksters.

Poor kid. . . He's got Cracknell's

by Joe D July 2, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

cackledrunk

when you are so drunk that you think you laugh normally but you actually cackle

There is always one cackledrunk girl at each party.

by ohhfiasco November 24, 2009

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

The Cacken!

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.

John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

cacker

Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.

Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker

by ss February 5, 2004

cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003