cabbage 

One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)

That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.

cabbage by imonkey November 24, 2006

cabbage 

A slang term used to describe a person's head

"smack him in his cabbage" -Ghost Face, Verbal Intercourse (Only Built 4 Cuban Links)

cabbage by F ta tha July 31, 2007

cabbage 

n. A human baby. Coined by the late comedian Bill Hicks

"Oh, CHRIST. The bitch can't even spell the name of her trailer park, and she's going to pump out another goddamn cabbage?"

cabbage by Alecx Hunter September 4, 2005

Cabbage 

Any extremely powerful shot in Foosball, often scored by the goalie and always accompanied by the sound of the ball smacking against the backplate of the goal.

"I hope you are hungry, because I just fed you some cabbage!"

Cabbage by TerribleTrick December 11, 2007

cabbage 

1. A leaf based vegetable, with green or purple leaves.

2. When used with reference to a person, a idiot, moron, retard, or most other insults.

1. A brought a mouldy cabbage.

2. Grant is such a cabbage.

cabbage by Scion April 15, 2004

Cabbage 

When something is so redneck, that it's cool. A.K.A. something you would see down at the cabbage patch.

Damn! That cut-off plad shirt is cabbage.

Cabbage by Anthony SeChrist April 21, 2006

cabbage 

common word used to replace cunt should you not want to offend whoever you're talking to.

GF (with friends): "Hey baby"
BF: "Awww baby, why'd you bring those cabbages"

cabbage by Superiority September 25, 2007