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cabbage

A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
by matthewj4x December 9, 2012
mugGet the cabbagemug.

cabbage

ill split ya cabbage
by the autonomous heartbeat May 29, 2009
mugGet the cabbagemug.

cabbage

money, cash, dough, or dollars
by chasedadcaptainds April 3, 2008
mugGet the cabbagemug.

In the Cabbage

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
by ParrosNation October 23, 2011
mugGet the In the Cabbagemug.

Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.
I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work
by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020
mugGet the Cabbagedmug.

cabbage

A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
by Eris June 22, 2003
mugGet the cabbagemug.

cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
by Nick D September 1, 2004
mugGet the cabbagemug.

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