Scatter Cushions

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"
by ftnessp January 29, 2015
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poop cushion

the soft gelatinous area that a voluptuous man or woman uses to sit, either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a buttocks, the seat of the body,
That stripper was so hot I slapped a $20 spot on her poop cushion
by JudgeBomb November 17, 2017
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cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina
I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top
by Peanut#1 December 20, 2015
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looking cushion

A cushion or pillow used by an old yenta to provide comfort while looking out the window for hours on end. Or a nickname to describe the nosey yenta themselves.
Bewitched's Gladys Kravits was quite a looking cushion.
by yentatatamous March 30, 2010
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cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.
Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.
by Adambom42 May 03, 2019
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Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.
"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA
by gloryhound13 February 06, 2015
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Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.
by mttcnnn January 24, 2014
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