Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out

Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.

by CruelAmen November 11, 2017

Clarenz

Clarenz is a man that is strong as golden steel, he's most complete yet so undone.

Omfg, he's a fckn Clarenz god darn.

by ExeAdam June 8, 2021

Clart

When you smack a g

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up

by Mr Allan April 12, 2020

clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.

‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’

by largedog December 27, 2019

Clart

To bang

Wanna clart?

by Kdonnie February 17, 2021

Clarted

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Clarence Claymore

The main character in The Big Lez Show, all the other shitty characters hate him but we know they are just jealous of his godly voice, stars in "Ahow" Season 3 Episode 3. He is the most gorgeous thing in the world and I love him. He is famous for his was of pronouncing words and his dry humour which i adore

Clarence Claymore: "The tree is so higher, than, so so hooven"
Clarence: "No sassy, sassy no, don't smoke it, it's for the ophans"
Clarence: "If I can make other people heppy, I'll be heppy"
Clarence: "ow my skin"
Clarence: "Those brutal words hurt my skin"
Clarence: "That hurt my nervous system"

by my loose bumhole June 16, 2020