walking cigar

A person who smells like smoke because of someone else's smoking habits. This condition is so bad that you can smell it from halfway across a school! The "walking cigar" is usually a fat person, which is why he is called the walking cigar and not the walking cigarette. He usually has no friends but still thinks he is cool. You will probably inhale some third degree smoke, so you'd better stay away from the walking cigar.

Guy 1: Eww can you smell that?!
Guy 2: Man, I think it's Jordan again, he's a walking cigar!

by *THAT* one guy April 20, 2014

Mexican cigar

(n.) A large, cigar-shaped joint. Named for the fact that marijuana is a large Mexican export.

Man 1: Would you care for a Cuban cigar?
Man 2: I'll stick with my Mexican cigar, thanks.

by El_Señor September 7, 2010

bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Cuban cigar

A safe for work term used when referring to your penis!

Hey guess what..I gave my wife that cuban cigar she was asking for yesterday! And she didn't wanna take it outta her mouth!

Or * man pat you look happy today?
Pat: yeah man gave my wife took her cuban cigar this morning and thorough enjoyed it*

by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

PINK CIGAR

another name given to a man's schlong.

damn, that biatch knows how to smoke a pink cigar!!!

by darryl e January 29, 2004

Swedish cigar

When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.

Damn, I gave Janine a Swedish cigar to smoke last night.

by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010

close, but no cigar

Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.

Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".

This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...

- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.

by birk123 December 9, 2008