Caf-Lyfe

What happens when a bunch of sexy men go to the Caf and spend way too much time there.

Hey dude, is Caf-lyfe going down soon?

by Thisistotallynotmatt November 14, 2013

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

de-caffing

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

by sheedymark March 30, 2008

caf-sit

(n) A prolonged visit to the cafeteria. Often spent talking and hanging out with people, not necessarily eating. Derived from a shortened version of the word "cafeteria" and the action one is primarily engaged in during one.

Kevin and I had a three-hour long caf-sit last night.

by tsamneb August 7, 2010

caf-fiend

a caffeine addict, someone who enjoys caffeine so much that they will do anything to get it.

"Melissa, that's your 2nd rockstar and third cup of coffee! Caf-fiend!"

by mclovin' August 26, 2007

caf pop

Coffee popsicle.

Man, grandpa is so addicted to coffee that he is considering making caf pop.

by rperazag July 7, 2010

CAF

casual afternoon fuck

yo you know that girl katie?

yea that CAF?
you know it, we got together last night!

BOOYAH

by huneybuns December 4, 2010