Buttplug

Noun

An instrument usually made of rubber that is inserted into ones rectum to help prevent infectious diseases from entering ones body through their anal cavity.

I am using a "buttplug" to help protect against Corona.

by AnnArky99 August 20, 2021

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by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Nicks Buttplug

It smells like shit

I just stole this nigga nicks buttplug and it smells like shit!

by NigaBalls911 June 09, 2025

Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!

by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

Occam's buttplug

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug

by theFANUM January 25, 2021

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 12, 2018

Sarasota Buttplug

Inserting a beer bong in your butt and waiting for your brother to fill it with a mixture of Cigar City Jai Alai (or Fancy Papers), Noble Vines 242, and Jameson Cask Mates.

Gotta catch up to you fuckers who have been day drinking. Time for a Sarasota Buttplug. No, Terry, not a Minnesota Cuntrug.... That's completely different.

by PootyFrebblea July 29, 2022