Scat burgler

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.

I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.

by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

burlap

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained. Also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.

I saw the burlap!

I found the burlap in you

I will burlap my way to love.

by bezalel December 13, 2016

Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.

Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.

by Corey_danger May 27, 2011

27th and Burleigh (Milwaukee)

A intersection in Milwaukee's deepest hood where just about every goes down at.

It seems like every person from Milwaukee experienced something on 27th and burleigh (Milwaukee)

by Milwaukeeboi148 February 5, 2019

Time Burglar

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

by Alec December 24, 2004

burglecut

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.

"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"

by swandog November 5, 2013

Backdoor Burglar

Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.

It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.

However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."

Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.

Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.

by Borkopenny May 13, 2009