chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

bumsnorkler

Bumsnorkling is a practice common in the British Armed Forces. The activity increases to a frenzied peak immediately prior to any annual reports or appraisals.

That brown nosing twat goes utter bumsnorkler beserker when his OJAR is being written.

by Bumsnorkler March 1, 2019

bum's fresh

After you've shagged your missus on a hot Summer's day, you're sweating profusely about the anal passage. You take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner's face. Hey presto, your bum's fresh.

You better go wash, love. Your boat race stinks but at least my bum's fresh

by ShittierJokes November 2, 2017

Bum's Rush

Ejection from an area or establishment, classically via being picked up by the seat of your pants and the back of your shirt. The term has come to include most forms or violent rejection. Presumably this came from the ejecting of panhandlers from business establishments.

I went to a party, but I got too drunk and they gave me the bum's rush.

by G Jarrard September 1, 2004

Bumshot

An extremely unfortunate final moment during the climax of one's porn-accompanied masturbation session, in which the viewer of said pornography experiences their orgasm at the exact same time the cameraman gets an all-inclusive shot of the guy's ass for a solid 5-10 seconds

Guy 1: "Hey man, you don't look so well. You doing alright?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I just had the most humiliating bumshot..."
Guy 1: "Jesus...that's just bad luck, man."

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 4, 2017

Ms Eminem Bumshit

Ms Eminem is a stupid person who thinks beetroots grow on trees. She speaks the Eminem language and she also thinks rabbits have feathers. She has a husband who burned her child with his oven. YUM! She pronounces many words wrong and she has a tiny brain. You might see her dressed as a banana or a dead banana.

Ms Eminem Bumshit is a stupid banana who likes to let her husband burn her child with an oven.

by Hehwe August 23, 2023

bumshlumper

A office based person who job it is to be seated most of the day doing not much,

All I have been doing it in the office todayis bumshlumping ” you lazy bumshlumper “. bumshlumper, lazy,chillax,kickback,workshy,workdodger,bumshlumping

by edgood March 15, 2012