blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freeway blogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009

bogger

BOGGER:
Anthropological term denominating someone to a super-ethnos originating from the swamplands of continental Europe, specifically, Poland, Lithuania, Germany, Netherlands, Ireland, and Britain. The materialization of said super-ethnos results from the commonality of their material conditions: the swamplands. This has resulted in a deterioration of cognitive thinking and a materially-unfounded belief in idealism, whether consciously or unconsciously.

Origin:
Originated in the 1st Century A.D. by the Romans after encountering the swamp folk of Britannia and Germania.

man1: "Why is he so fucking stupid?"
man2: "He's a bogger! Don't you know?"

by dialecticalanthropologist February 5, 2022

The Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 26, 2008

Emo Blogger

One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.

Dear Livejournal,

My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now
:)

</3 emo blogger

by Thnx4thmmrs July 1, 2008

bloggerina

the prima donna of the blogosphere who takes blogging to a whole new level into an art form. May or may not be wearing a tutu while blogging -- has an unhealthy obsession with the color pink.

That bloggerina's blog is really pink!

by Haemi February 5, 2005

Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.

Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.

by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007