masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 22, 2003
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The Blue Veined Thumper

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'
by Redogg September 13, 2009
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A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection
Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber
by Elvis Wept May 28, 2018
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Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'
Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..
by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010
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Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
by mrh@nky May 08, 2017
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