Blipster

A black hipster

"Dude, did you see that blipster at the show last night?"
'Yeah man, his gauges were huge!"

by PoppyRocks July 1, 2011

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

Blimp Dog

An expression used at the same time as playing 'Spotto' while on a road trip. Blimp Dog is used to denote you have seen a sports car on the road. Proper blimp dogs are as rare as spottos.

Ben: "Blimp Dog"
Bridget: "Damn"

by Jake Macleay January 24, 2010

blimpopotamus

A disgustingly fat girl, derived from blimp + hippopotamus.

Cathy is such a blimpopotamus, she must weigh at least 300 pounds.

by AussieWombat September 24, 2011

Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.

'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran May 9, 2022

blimp

tradition in northern ireland. e.g: when a blimp flies by ur house and you see it you point at it and shout "BLIMP! BLIMP!" you have to say it like a goat. we also do the same for hot air balloons.

"look there is a blimp flying outside" "BLIMP! BLIMP!"

by BigKrissy July 3, 2023