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tri-poly blend

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.
"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."
by mpaandaa November 5, 2018
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blesiv

Blesiv is an amazing person. He's kind and caring and loves everyone. Especially his supporters in the #blesivfam :) He helps everyone to feel good and to want to live. He loves to fulfill his dreams and to go for what he loves. He cares about his family and loves them with his whole heart. If you're his friend, keep him because you can't live without him.
Why aren't you more like blesiv? He's way nicer.
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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Bledlow

The Bledlows are the policemen of the Unseen University. They are mostly former watchmen and soldiers, heavy-set and have quite a good turn of speed for their age. Like watchmen everywhere, they believe in the universal guilt of everybody -- in their case, the students.

They have a time-honoured and arcane ceremony at two in the morning which is akin to the Changing of the Guards in other cities of the Multiverse, only louder and more obtrusive, involving the Patting of the Pockets, the I'll Swear They Were Here This Morning, and the Stone Me, They Were Here All Along, and ending with the signing-over of keys between the incoming and outgoing porters. Attempts to get them to turn the volume down a bit are regarded as gross insults from people, who while they might know the value of a good night's sleep, have no respect for deeper values such as Tradition.

In The Last Hero and the The Science of Discworld series, the Bledlows are used by Ridcully to prevent Rincewind from running away. (When confronted by a potential act of heroism, Rincewind follows his better instincts by turning and running.} He doesn't get very far before being (gently) restrained by grinning Bledlows, who are noteworthy in that they have succeeded where other, younger, guards with more weapons and attitude have failed. They are, in short, the one body of men whom Rincewind cannot outrun or evade, which says a lot for all the practice they get chasing down students.
The one person they have thus far been unable to restrain is Granny Weatherwax, as demonstrated in Equal Rites. When Granny really wants to get into the Great Hall and see the Archchancellor, nothing (not even Bledlows) is going to be able to stop her.
by hotfuzz459 November 19, 2010
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bleachella

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.
“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”
by halhan March 6, 2019
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Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10
Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.
by bataskillia hapakala donut November 29, 2016
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My black heart bleeds for you

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.
by Applemilk November 2, 2016
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