Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

by Special Daniel December 20, 2014

Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.

Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!

by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011

ass blaster

To nut in a girls ass

I ass blasted the whore!

by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005

blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

boot-blaster

low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.

that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!

by PSYCHOPOMP March 10, 2007

bunk blaster

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.

I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night

by T- Slug February 15, 2010