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boot-blaster

low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!
by PSYCHOPOMP March 10, 2007
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bunk blaster

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.
I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night
by T- Slug February 15, 2010
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Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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Bosterich

A large, exceptionally gifted osterich, capable of providing direction and leadership to a herd of lesser osterichs. May also be used to describe a human exhibiting similar traits.
In some cases, bosterich may be used as a substitute for currnecy.
Can be used as an insult, compliment, adjective or verbal form.
Those osterichs need a bosterich!
That guy is such a bosterich.
He makes billions of bosterich.
You fucking bosterich.
Your the bosterich.
How bosterich of you to say so.
I'm gonna fuckin bosterich you're ass.
by Big Papa Goat November 27, 2003
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Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!
by Fearman September 26, 2007
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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