Central Dogma of Biology

DNA --> RNA --> Protein

by sux0r October 13, 2003

Biology

The worse subject in the world ever.
Simple as.

Techincally, it's the study of life, except it makes life harder than it needs to be, which makes sense really.

Biology sucks.

I have loads of Biology homework to do, so I can't have any kind of life.

My brother wants to be a biology teacher. We must kill him.

by McFallOutBoy February 20, 2010

Bilology

The study of text messaging and word abbreviations, such as "lol", "rofl", and "idk."

Student #1 - Bro, I haven't seen you in years! How ya been?
Student #2 - Idk, just been goin to college, lol!
Student #1 - NICE! What's your major?
Student #2 - BiLOLogy!

by Kevin Heisinger April 22, 2011

ap biology student

A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.

AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"

AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."

AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."

AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."

by bobcat10101 December 5, 2013

Bihology

The study of bi hoes.

Man, did you hear about that bisexual hoe?!
Yeah, we're probably going to talk about her in bihology class.

by Mr. Cashel February 14, 2012

Synthetic Biology

Synthetic biology technology is a social/environmental/biological experiment said to one day save the world…or destroy it. Although a formal definition of the science that goes into it is yet to be defined, it has something to do with writing DNA sequences using computer code and somehow printing it out for insertion into a hollowed-out host cell like E. coli—which will then self-replicate for mass production. And like rDNA technology, it is presented as a way of solving problems of capital like “oil shortages” and for making useful products like the bio-medicines that will one day extend our lives at a price. Others, however, think that synthetic biology is an attempt to “play God” and argue that creating and releasing new life forms may trigger unpredictable disasters since nature itself is unpredictable—and although these technologies have built-in “suicide genes,” they remain subject to evolution.

Features that highlight biotechnology/synthetic biology: Jurassic Park, I Am Legend, South Park's Dr. Alphonse Mephesto, Resident Evil, Rise of the Planet of the Apes....

by alfonsooooo86 January 30, 2012

Spiritual Biology

Spiritual biology, sometimes supernatural biology, esoteric biology and occult biology, is a field that seeks to unite spirituality with biology, it is characterized by advocate that all living beings actually have spirits/souls and there's an important influence of spirituality and of spiritual matters in the life of living beings. Futhermore, spiritual biology believes that spirits/souls can be biologically determined by living beings brains and there might have genes and traits that show that spirits/souls actually exist such as there's also genes and traits for consciousness as well. Spiritual biology also believes that spiritual and religious beliefs are biologically-spiritually determined such as being supernatural/mythical, otherkin, therian, LGBT and else are biologically-spiritually determined, also advocating concepts like extraphysical theory, deistology and dialectical spiritualism. Spiritual biology is also considered a field that unites spiritual sciences with biological sciences.

"Spiritual biology is really interesting, it might be useful to unite spiritual sciences with biological sciences, such as even show that dialectical spiritualism and extraphysical theory can also influence on living beings as well, but still, it's necessary the development of the field and improved studies with advanced technology on that."

by Full Monteirism March 30, 2021