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beachie

A person who, during summer or summer vacation, goes to the beach every single day with no exceptions. To offically be a beachie you must do at least three of the following things:
1. Surf
2. Bodyboard
3. Skate or Longboard
4. Party
5. Grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. Never go to a tanning booth
Hey bro what are you doin this summer??

I'm a beachie what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do, dumbass.
by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008
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BenChipKey Moment

Overwatch term reffering to when someone is not on point (the objective in a match of Overwatch.) This term originates from when the famous player “BenChipKey” failed to get on point in a crucial match of Overwatch.
“Guys get on point or your doing a BenChipKey Moment
by Cryptoneddy_ December 21, 2022
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Butch Benchmark

The level obtained in examinations and tests by the big, dumb kid in the class and thus the minimum level every other respectable candidate should obtain.
'I did so bad in that test, I didn't even clear the butch benchmark'
by mynameischuck March 19, 2009
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palm beaching

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's
by 561Gansta January 26, 2014
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welder's bench

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.
Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.
by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007
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benching

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.
Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.
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one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."
by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004
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