Beardsman

A modern day man, who is a productive member of society, that has a beard and looks after it and himself.

Bill was labelled as the beardsman of the evening given the majestic length of his beard over the other men at the party.

by Fook-ST@R October 19, 2014

beardo

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

by adefrenza October 11, 2006

beardimony

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

by Gcolo December 14, 2006

Beandome

When a “Matt” absolutely devours a drunk girl.

He completely beandomed her last night

by The King Kenny June 1, 2020

Beardem

Beardem is the beste form of Erdems, they're strong. Just strong and good hearted.

some dude: "Did you ever tried Beardems leg workout?"
Serhad: "Oh yeah man, but I broke legs while trying"

by Beardem November 23, 2021

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard

Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children

by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018