Beadle

Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.

How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!

by Homer J Simpson January 4, 2005

beadle

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

by john-I February 19, 2004

beaulo

Beaulo is a Rainbow Six Siege streamer and pro player who, of the time of making this definition, plays as a fragger for Team SoloMid. The community either loves him or hates his fanbase

Beaulo fan - "Man i love Beaulo I just got his charm, I would suck a dick for his aim!"
Non Beaulo fan - "Beaulo is a gay prick and his fanbase is cringe. They lost to Team Liquid in S.I 2021, pipe down"

by locky fat nuts May 24, 2021

beauliever

Noun (1.) People who are very pro Beaumont, TX. (2.) A deluded citizen of Beaumont, TX. i.e. One who believes Beaumont TX is something that it isn't. Beaulievers are very much like the villagers from the children's story, "The Emperor's New Clothes" wherein, realistically, they can see that he is naked but convince themselves they are seeing him in great finery because it's what they are supposed to believe and, thus, want to believe. (4.) Most beaulievers really want to be Beau-Leavers, but are stuck in the region -for whatever reason- and are simply trying to make the most of it. (5.)Beaulievers is also a hashtag event that never really took off, even locally, but is still used by 5-6 social media identities on occasion.

Beaumont doesn't smell like a wet fart. It smells like money! I'm a beauliever!

by Ana Thema June 28, 2015

Beadle

Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.

"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."

by IAMBEADLE October 21, 2008

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

beadlieber

A fan of youtube sensation/comedian Christian Beadles! Christian is the best friend of Justin Bieber, Caitlin Beadles dated Justin Bieber. Beadlieber comes from the word Beadles and believer. A knockoff of Bieblieber, a fan of the Justin Bieber.

You might be a Bieblieber, but i am a BEADLIEBER!

by CJBfan4ever November 10, 2010