pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

bater's block

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.

Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched

by Nicklovin March 8, 2009

Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s

"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."

by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017

Killing Babies

Slang for jerking off.
Killing off thousands of possible babies.

Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies.

Hes in the bathroom Killing Babies.

by KILLKEV March 10, 2005

National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested

It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.

by D3n1ss January 2, 2021

d1 babies

when two absolute units decide to have kids in the idea that they will be superior athletically

That female 5’11” and i’m tryna have d1 babies with her

by CoochieObtainer November 19, 2019

Bone Marrow Babies

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues

the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂

by Prax1s October 18, 2020