Turd Banquet

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water
2. Krissy

Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

by RYTOE November 7, 2003

el bosque

spanish for forest...aka pubic hair

if she has el bosque, ill kill myself

by forest fire September 18, 2005

thyestean banquet

In Greek mythology, Thyestes ate the flesh of his own slaughtered sons at a banquet. A "Thyestean banquet" is any excessively horrific act.

That girl's outfit is a total Thyestean banquet!

by Pandacita December 27, 2007

whisker bisque

a potent, soup-like concoction emanated from betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.

I sipped her whisker bisque like champaign from a flute.

by female ejaculate October 10, 2008

Basquiat

america's answer to van gogh and picasso.

Basquiat is the geatest american painter of the 20th century.

by Henry R. He August 2, 2018

bosque

sex, fornication, bop-o oclock, sexy time, the baby making process, putting the pene in the vagine

yo wanna bosque tomorrow?
put ur posque in my vagosque
I want u to chosque my nosque and fosque my brosques out

by audreyfucking smokes November 7, 2018

Balquees

A cute muffin and great, loving friend who loves Shrek 2 and is a connoisseur of the memes. Also known as Balks or Balls. But yeah, off on a tangent, a good friend and yeah, all that stuff : )

"Balquees raised her hand and answered every question correctly!"

by TheWubster November 11, 2018