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Cone-Assisted Banter

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
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American Banter

When Americans recite a series of insults and call it banter.
American: Haha, your dad left when you were young.

Briton: Yes Brad, that’s very funny American banter
by LolJinx July 7, 2019
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Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.
" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "
by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010
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Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.
"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"
by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009
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Bant Land

The land in which one gets their banter from.
Person 1: where did you get that rufelin from?

Person 2: oh i got it from bant land.

Person 3: awesome.
by kingofknowledge June 30, 2011
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Bantchev

1. To be colossally stupid

2. To have the looks of a Serbian War Criminal
"Imaad, why are you wearing that black hoodie? You look like a real Bantchev,"
by abhayk March 9, 2017
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no banter

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.
Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.
by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015
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