The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.
by urban pervert September 28, 2003
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1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
Person #1: Yo G, let's bounce on over to Hooters after work. Afterwards we can hit up some hookers.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
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by Brian Elmore July 19, 2004
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Barira is that kind of person who makes time out for everyone... She is always the selfless girl who is ready to do anything for her friends making time out of her things.
Barira usually doesn't like to hang out with until she gets comfortable. She is a shy person but when u get to know her she has the wildest of imaginations.
She is the sweetest person u will ever know and she can't hurt u even if she wants
If u meet a Barira never let her go.
Barira is that kind of person who makes time out for everyone... She is always the selfless girl who is ready to do anything for her friends making time out of her things.
Barira usually doesn't like to hang out with until she gets comfortable. She is a shy person but when u get to know her she has the wildest of imaginations.
She is the sweetest person u will ever know and she can't hurt u even if she wants
If u meet a Barira never let her go.
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John was completely unqualified for the job he demanded, and yet he felt the Government's failure to award him the lucrative position was an example of how badly he was treated. What a Barilaro!.
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