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no banter

The type of male who always seems keen to stay in the crowd. It's only after 15 years of friendship you get left alone in a bar with him. It suddenly dawns on you that this man has no conversation at all.
Whatever happens tonight lads - don't leave me alone with Simon Keir. He has absolutely no banter.
by Sobsnewcadtle October 25, 2015
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banter

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.
"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"
by Zach_banter February 16, 2006
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Banterlona

The smallest football club in Spain, Barcelona who gets trolled for being trash and gaining Europa League. Their fans continue to pretend like they are good, and they get trolled for it.
Did you watch the Banterlona game?
I don't watch shit football clubs
by Sutr December 10, 2021
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banter fc

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result, It's mainly used as another name for Arsenal FC
John: Did you watch the Arsenal game?

Harry: Yup, lost 1-0 to a bunch of Belarus farmers in the Europa League.

John: what a joke, they are banter fc the gift that keeps giving.
by Deathcabforeli February 15, 2019
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witty banter

conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.
"Jake had the best witty banter yesterday."

"I know, it made me wanna bone him."

Ex.

Gilmore Girls
by slgdartmouth February 6, 2010
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Banter

A word used to describe the teasing and pisstaking which occurs between mates, usually harmless.

However, the past couple of years the word has been hijacked by Justin Bieber lookalike student "LAD" twats who use it to describe anything humorous that occurs. These people are also known as chino wankers, annoying morons and people who need to use a dictionary now and again.
What banter is:

"You alright Mike? You seem miles away, you're not busy thinking of Tanya are you? Don't even lie, you proper fancy her, you div!"

What banter isn't:

"LOL LAST NIGHT DAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPPOST! EPIC BANTER LOL! WHAT A LAD!"
by chinosareugly March 15, 2013
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banterrific

1. all encompassing term used to describe someone or something that 'has good banter';

2. something that is terrifically bantorious;

3. term coined in 2005 by an English website of the same name to describe the proliferation of humorous web content and the typically British way of interacting with said content and each other.
"I say Mr. Vice-President, whilst your shooting of your close friend with shotgun pellets is undeniably banterrific, do you not think it may have been a rather foolish idea?"
by Zach_banter February 16, 2006
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