BAFFLE-BATHWATER

Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.

•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!

(Gets killed by a camper while playing Fortnite)
“BAFFLE-BATHWATER”

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019

Biffles

Biffles is a work used for you and your special pookie toot NO this is not a romantic term it is for bffs and pooks
Bibble can also be used with biffle :) me and my BIFFLE Ava and gatekeeping this term

“Hi biffles! How was your day”

You answer with

“It was great bibbles!”

by Tiffysworld May 23, 2022

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

Biffles!

The word someone would use to explain someone they love with everything inside of them,but they have no attraction towards the other person, someone who they can sit and talk to the grass with and not feel like idiots, someone who you can hold hands with and feel nothing,someone whos always gonna be there for you.
it doesnt have to be the opposite sex either

"whoa you can defintally tell courtney and marlina are biffles! by the way they act there so close"

by iloverocky July 10, 2009

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

Baffle

This word has multiple contexts but the 2 main ones are:
1) confused as in baffled
2) take something by surprise

1) OMG SOME GUY JUST CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 IS! I WAS SO BAFFLED!
2) Oh, man. Last night I baffled some chicks pussy. A one night stand, bro.

by BriærChezEclairé October 7, 2015