Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.

My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.

by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024

Backhoe

A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.

My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe

by Deez Diesel February 15, 2024