Blarp

A fat whore with bacne

“That bitch is an absolute blarp”

by ScoobyDoobyJew April 4, 2020

Bnarratology

𝔅𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔄𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔐𝔦𝔩𝔢𝔰’ 𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯.

I’m studying bnarratology at the moment in class

by Vaping is bad January 22, 2022

barp

coughing burping, and hiccuping at the same time.

"bro I just did a MAYJOR barp"

by 123425 December 9, 2021

BLARP

The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.

on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.

by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

barp

-noun

1. A burp that smells greater than or equal to that of a fart.

2. A burp resultant from the consumption of "smelly" foods, to include liverwurst, garlic, ect.

"Open then window, Adam just farted, I think I'm going to puke!"

"I DIDN'T FART! It was a barp."

"Holy shit! What have you been eating?"

"Oh, I had a ton of garlic in my dinner at Frank's."

by ukilledthecat September 22, 2007

Barps

The feeling one has when one finishes a game and then realizes your opponent is an extremely poor sport.

I thought I had a pleasant victory coming at the end of our scrabble game, but then I found Sally had given me a nasty case of barps! So I pulled out my revolver and took care of business!

by carbbles April 25, 2010