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Monks of "Blooooooooh"

The Monks of "Blooooooooh" are a secret society based in parts of Northern Delaware, paritcularly Wilmington, Greenville, and Hockessin. They are the keepers of the sacred words, and are knowledgable in the ways of the o0o0o. They are also the inventors/users of the form of measurement known as Parape.
A Man walks up to one of the Monks of "Blooooooooh"

Man - Hello sir, how are you doing?
Monk - O0o0o0o0o0o0o0o!!
Man - Excuse me, what did you just say??
Monk - Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

Monk - Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man - 138 pounds.
Monk- No, in Parapes!
Man - What is a parape?
Monk- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
by Hugh Maha August 11, 2010
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Blip In Your Bloop

"Blip In Your Bloop" is when you are forced to do something tragic, like murdering you're family and friends with a revolver because you believe it is the end of the world caused by giant bugs. But after murdering them, you run out of bullets for yourself and find out the world is actually fine and you've been saved. That's a blip in your bloop. Please refer to film The Mist for full 'Blip in your Bloop' effect.
Tom Jane has 4 Bullets left. His son, new girlfriend and 2 elderly people in the car with him. Giant bugs will viscously eat them alive if they don't take their our own lives.

BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM *Tom Jane kills 4 passengers sacrificing himself to the bugs hiding in the mist outside of the car.

Minutes later.

The Army shows up saving everyone in the town, including Tom Jane himself.

Terry Roberts *in the theatre*- Well... that's a blip in your bloop!
by Nashacorey November 19, 2013
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bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. July 6, 2007
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bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"
"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"
by --3993-- June 28, 2005
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blogophobia

Her blogophobia was a kind of online stage fright: what if someone actually READ what she had to say?
by k halvorson May 14, 2005
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bloopsie

when you sneeze on a woman's forehead, ejaculate into a woman's mouth, and poop all at the same time.
"Man. Since I had a cold, I decided my girlfriend was ready for the bloopsie."
by jitteryjoe December 7, 2013
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Blooper

Those squids in the Mario games.
They are a bitch to escape when you are swimming, totally vulnerable to them unless you have a fire flower or a cape.
A blooper attacked me when I was trying to swim towards that mushroom, taking my last life!
by Loodeedoo January 29, 2009
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