Beechuk

A person that knows nothing about the sport of hockey.

Someone who disses hockey, and is unknowledgeable about the rules and gameplay.

A hockey hater.

Jeff thought Wayne Gretzky was a baseball player, what a Beechuk!

That Beechuk watches Icarly instead of The Stanley Cup finals.

Dude, that was purely offsides, don't be such a Beechuk!

by Cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

beeeeaaaans

what da fuck

guy: SHE MADE FUGGIN
me:beeeeaaaans
guy 2: what da fuck

by beeeeaaaans July 21, 2021

Buzzing around the beehive

To do something extensively to try and get something done.

"Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."

"Nope. That's on you, John"

'Damn."

by Smaher The Great October 28, 2015

beehotch

Fags in prison who like to dress like chicks so they can be on the receiving end and like it.

As per Dr. Evil in "Goldmember":

"...and a couple of beehotches. Why not?"

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

Andy Beech

The image you have of this fella is unforgettable.
His popularity takes control of any situation. The man was born to lead and set trends, whether they be style, living or social trends.
'Andy Beech' will never fit into todays society. He rides above it with modesty.
Potential to be the change.

He's trying to Andy Beech it.

by HenryUSAHooverSmoother August 6, 2011