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Because I got high

Song by afroman. An excuse for everything
I was gonna fuck you. But I didnt, Because I got high
by paperchasesme April 18, 2009
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S[he's] br[ok]en because s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.
Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.
by TheAngryNerd May 16, 2019
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this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random
"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"
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because

Abbreviated use of the phrases "because of (noun)" or "because it's (adjective)"
"Why'd you go to her party, if you don't like her?"
"Because cake."

"I must have this new gadget! Why? Because awesome!"
by smendler April 18, 2013
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Because I said so!

The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!
Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"
by MITCHELL July 29, 2005
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It's funny because...

A phrase which is said after a joke by an individual who hears it.

The element within the joke that makes it funny, one that someone normally figures out for his/herself, is made obvious by being verbally described by the individual.

Saying this phrase leads to mixed results. Some may be annoyed by it and feel that it ruins the joke. Others may find it humorous because the element is somewhat funny in itself.
John: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Friends: <laughter>
Fred: It's funny because... the mousetrap kills the first one.
Friends: <sighing, shaking heads>
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Dave: A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor tells him that he needs to stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks."
"Because I've gotta finish this exam."
Friends: <laughter>
Craig: It's funny because... he's masturbating in front of the doctor.
Friends: <chuckles>
by YouAndMeInJapan December 11, 2011
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